Prince Felix the Greek gambled his penis in Venice, and lost!!
While the Romans were getting busy
Building basilica domes in their streets
And the Italians were busy as well
Creating the Operae?
Those that be which did result in pure uproar!!
In such theater! As befitting to be seen in
The French agreed to pay
For a new phallus with all their pennies,
And indeed they had to sell some of their expensive
And highly prized ponies too!!
A new Phallus!! Heck!
Even the Ph..ll…stines were roped in on the trick!
But the Brits said,
Its Black obsidian and it is glass!!
We’d have preferred, even if it be made of grass,
To be colored peony!!
That is the only color befitting the social class that we be!
Then said the Hermister, you there!!
Go summon the Magister!!
This be one trick that we cannot do with phonies!
For in dealing with sang real,
We need real and authentic Magic
Magister was in the bar, for it was 11 o’ clock and Beer!!
And Magister looked all round the bar room.
Magic Sticks? My Magic Sticks are all brooms!!
And the Brits began to Chagrin and said,
Look here, this be some pumice
Dost thou thinks if we stick a Magic broomstick in
And wrap it all around with some plasticine
And flank it either side with 2 Buckminster Cubes
Then we parade it at a distance!
Through the streets of the West and the Minsters
Would that do?
Do you think anybody would notice
That instead of a dick
We’ve got a broomstick
And two frigging bucky cubes positioned around some pumice?
Alas this question beggared the Magister and floored him like a left hook!!
Then Magister said, heck go get Trickster!
For today? The trouble is serious!
Hermetica and Magica do not seem to want to play!
Then Trickster said look
This should never be written in any book
For what trick I’m about to do
Will get you guys both off the hook!
We must send Felix away for some time, while I just put on a mask
And cover me with some ash and say to the masses
“Again I return to you from the ashes of my own flames”!
And so did all the nobles and dukes and such re-al folk say
Who Ra? And Who Ray!
Trickster once again? Has saved the day!
And that is why to this day
We re-enact the same play
About him who was on fire for 3 years
And then? He died!
But wait here is the trick
He did come back alive?
Yes he did!!
But only after three days had passed!!
And if you can believe the above?
That is exactly the reason why!
No one has ever been able to figure out?
How the heck it was that he came back alive?
Except only of course if his Resurrection? Was TRUE!!!