Look, Cat says. I’m gonna have to tell you something……

Shoot I say, blast away at me with silver bullets……

I’m serious Cat says, and you’re never going to believe me……………………..it all started when Schrodinger and Einstein had a bet…..

Hah, I said, Ive heard that one before……….

Never this version, says cat, because actually Shrodinger was right.

Hey I said dont go around saying things like that, if you cast aspersions on Einstein, you’ll be a pariah in academia  faster than you could spell the word…….P……A……R…….

“I’m schrodingers cat.”…he said…….

………room falls silent……… bell tolls 12, 13 times……….

Ok I said, here we go again, just like the last time you showed me your favourite   “wormhole”  on the atlas…………., I mean that was just a fault line in the earths crust……………

Yes, exactly he says, thats what it looks like……..

and what better location to superimpose something really shouldn’t be there, but is?

Ok prove it I said, do something to wow me………

on second thoughts, …..ok no no just say something profound.

Cat pauses  for a minute……well….. he says, cash rules everything around me,I could do with a $100 bill right now y’all……

Now I said, thats just bad taste you know….these artists had to work hard to get what they got and know what they know……

My point exactly said cat.

Hunh?I said, care to explain?

Certainly, he says……

I could have said…….”aliens exist and you’re just on earth to do their bidding!!! ……..BUT I said, “you’re just here to get money!!”

(Im expecting you to ask why at this point.)

ok I said,……. why? I said,……….

Well,  Cat says,…….if I said

“Aliens exist and  all they want you to do…… is buy the latest technology because it is theirs……and they really need the money back on home planet because…….. they are broke and can’t  afford to send their kids to college anymore!!!”……….

But I said

……. “chasing dough is a good philosophy for life, the more dough you get, the more tech you can buy”

Can you see that I’ve just told you the same thing?

Ok cat, I said…..Everyone knows that we all need dough!!…..

its the adverts  job to get us spending it on new tech!!

…. Come on cat, you can do better than that!!!

Ok he said, lets try wormholes again……. that  there…… is  just  a fault line…..but could be a wormhole as well……but I digress…..

Lets get back to what I had to tell you……….

I ‘m actually doppelgänger (of shrodingers cat)…… I know it sounds crazy…..but its true.

remember that clip in the matrix, ………deja vu, changing codes and glitches?………..

Sure I remember I say, But….”are we twelve?” (like she/he said in predestination)……

We’re in a glitch? ……..

No way I said ………………in  a million years, there is just no way…..

can you can prove that?…

really Cat?  Really?

are we in a……..

Cat rubs his paws together….

Time stops.